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jaclynday:


Yikes. This summer has been a doozy so far and it’s not even July. I’ve heard murmurings that this is going to be a record-breaking summer in terms of heat and humidity and we’re only one month in.
One of the biggest problems I face when I choose what to wear in the morning is how to balance the widely varying temperatures I’ll be subjected to over the course of the day. Maybe it’s 75 when I leave my house, but 95 degrees by the time I head home. My office is probably around 65 and Brandon and I keep our house at around 73. Throw in a passing summer thunderstorm and I’ve got quite a pickle. How do you dress for all that?!
Here’s what I’ve discovered is the easiest way to dress stylishly—but comfortably—for the problematic summer months:
 The Dress (Forever 21, $25) - You need to invest in some light, airy, comfortable dresses. No heavy knits, definitely no wools and if at all possible, look for loose sleeves (or no sleeves at all). Put away the pants, put away the jeans, put away the skirts. Stick with dresses. If you’re worried about your dress sticking to you, get a slip. 
 The Flip-Flops (Havaianas, $24) - Maybe you haven’t discovered this yet, but you will. Flats are probably one of your go-to looks when you want something comfy on your feet, but don’t fall for that in high humidity. That stickiness will make your feet stick right to your leather shoes and you’ll be left with blisters the size of quarters all over. Ouch. If you’re outside, make sure you’ve got sandals or flip-flops on your feet. Otherwise, be prepared for blistering. Don’t say I didn’t warn you! (And don’t be fooled into thinking expensive shoes will save you. Leather + humidity is a bad combination no matter if your shoes cost $50 or $500). 
 The Anti-Perspirant (Certain Dri Solid, $5) - I’ve been a long-time Certain Dri fan, but they were kind enough to send me a stick of their solid anti-perspirant to try. I used to use the roller version, but I am a full convert to the solid now. Certain Dri is the strongest OTC anti-perspirant on the market—and thank god, because it’s like armor on your pits. For real. 
 Hair Claw (Sephora, $8) - If want to keep your hair from getting sweaty but don’t want ponytail lines, invest in a hair claw. Twist your hair up from the nape of your neck and secure with the claw. 
 The Heels (Forever 21, $20) - If you have a strict dress code at your place of work, throw a pair of heels, pumps, wedges, what-have-you in a tote bag to change into once you are safely ensconced in A/C.
 The Cardigan (Delias, $40) - You’re liable to get sick sitting at work freezing as your sweat dries. No good. Keep your body temperature regulated (read: not shivering) in the overactive A/C with a cardigan—they are warmer than blazers and can be easily toted in a handbag. For a more stylish look, add a skinny belt around your cardigan. 
How do you combat the heat in the summer and still look put together?

Hah.  I was searching around for Investing Books and somehow this came up in my search.  I’m calling the search engine’s quality into question.

jaclynday:

Yikes. This summer has been a doozy so far and it’s not even July. I’ve heard murmurings that this is going to be a record-breaking summer in terms of heat and humidity and we’re only one month in.

One of the biggest problems I face when I choose what to wear in the morning is how to balance the widely varying temperatures I’ll be subjected to over the course of the day. Maybe it’s 75 when I leave my house, but 95 degrees by the time I head home. My office is probably around 65 and Brandon and I keep our house at around 73. Throw in a passing summer thunderstorm and I’ve got quite a pickle. How do you dress for all that?!

Here’s what I’ve discovered is the easiest way to dress stylishly—but comfortably—for the problematic summer months:

  • The Dress (Forever 21, $25) - You need to invest in some light, airy, comfortable dresses. No heavy knits, definitely no wools and if at all possible, look for loose sleeves (or no sleeves at all). Put away the pants, put away the jeans, put away the skirts. Stick with dresses. If you’re worried about your dress sticking to you, get a slip.
  • The Flip-Flops (Havaianas, $24) - Maybe you haven’t discovered this yet, but you will. Flats are probably one of your go-to looks when you want something comfy on your feet, but don’t fall for that in high humidity. That stickiness will make your feet stick right to your leather shoes and you’ll be left with blisters the size of quarters all over. Ouch. If you’re outside, make sure you’ve got sandals or flip-flops on your feet. Otherwise, be prepared for blistering. Don’t say I didn’t warn you! (And don’t be fooled into thinking expensive shoes will save you. Leather + humidity is a bad combination no matter if your shoes cost $50 or $500). 
  • The Anti-Perspirant (Certain Dri Solid, $5) - I’ve been a long-time Certain Dri fan, but they were kind enough to send me a stick of their solid anti-perspirant to try. I used to use the roller version, but I am a full convert to the solid now. Certain Dri is the strongest OTC anti-perspirant on the market—and thank god, because it’s like armor on your pits. For real. 
  • Hair Claw (Sephora, $8) - If want to keep your hair from getting sweaty but don’t want ponytail lines, invest in a hair claw. Twist your hair up from the nape of your neck and secure with the claw.
  • The Heels (Forever 21, $20) - If you have a strict dress code at your place of work, throw a pair of heels, pumps, wedges, what-have-you in a tote bag to change into once you are safely ensconced in A/C.
  • The Cardigan (Delias, $40) - You’re liable to get sick sitting at work freezing as your sweat dries. No good. Keep your body temperature regulated (read: not shivering) in the overactive A/C with a cardigan—they are warmer than blazers and can be easily toted in a handbag. For a more stylish look, add a skinny belt around your cardigan.

How do you combat the heat in the summer and still look put together?

Hah.  I was searching around for Investing Books and somehow this came up in my search.  I’m calling the search engine’s quality into question.

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geekhideout:

OMG its a pussy on a cock… get ya minds outa the gutters.. gawd ;)

This reminds me to ask.  What do I keep hearing all this noise about kitchen roosters?  Is this a new thing?  Am I supposed to have one?

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inky:

The Peter Serafinowicz Show

Wow…I’m not sure what to make of that.  Or this.

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That ‘Types of Libertarians’ cartoon is really stupid, continued

catbus:

southpol:

catbus:

jasencomstock:

catbus:

words

* surreptitiously throws the draft of his “types of catbus posts” cartoon into the trash.

 a) I bet it was a short cartoon!

b) Southpol you should post about Theda Skocpol more. My favorite sociologist who has extensively studied non-Marxist theories of political revolution.

We libertarians get touchy.  Much like the way people tried to make liberal a bad word, a lot of people are misapplying  libertarian and trying to make us a punch line.  But when we lose our sense of humor, the terrorists have already won!

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What in the world is “Good Luck Charlie?”

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What in the world is “Good Luck Charlie?”

erockappel:

gregrutter:

New Old Spice ad. Yep.

Jesus!  I’m being inspired by a fucking deodorant commercial!

I think these are wonderful.  I was thinking today whether I’m just stupid or whether these commercials sort of make the case that guys really just aren’t as sensitive about being “belittled” as women.  Nevermind I don’t want to start the conversation.

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